No Rock And Roll Fun

WHERE WILL THE MONEY GO?: We know it's unlikely to phase Britney anyway, but we're a bit surprised Bowie and Snoop have got involved with the forthcoming cartoon version of The English Roses. Madonna, of course, donates all her royalties from the book to the Moonies de jour, The Kabbalah Centre, so however sweet the cartoon is, ultimately it's going to be promoting the place which claims its standard Canadian spring water can help cure cancer and whose Eliyahu Yardeni told an undercover reporter that the Jews brought the holocaust on themselves by not being all Kaballah'ed up.