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BRITNEY: MY PUPPIES ARE NICER THAN PARIS': Having crushed musical foe Christina Aguilera underfoot at the Grammys, Britney is now fighting her other great rival: in the 'Blondes with stupid dogs'stakes.



Britney
insists that her rat-like dog is better than Paris Hilton's rat-like dog. The winner goes to take on Jessica Simpson and her little Nicky in the final.

Buyable: Baby One More Time video flick book - because that video and the word "flick" seem to go together for some reason; this book features about six seconds of the video for you to flick through. Yes, we know. It's the perfect gift for people who love Britney, but hate her music, and either don't have a video or have gummed up the pause button somehow.
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