Friday, February 11, 2005

LOOK INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES... AND NOT THE BREASTS, EITHER...: Who knew that there's more to Britney than an arse which looks good in a catsuit? Apparently, she's got magical powers, at least according to Allan Wicombe, a "healer" from Malibu who recently had Britney in for a massage:

"Her mental powers were extraordinary," Wicombe said. "My fingers froze and were paralyzed for hours after she left. That rarely happens."

Imagine that, eh? You'd got to rub Britney's naked body all over, then your fingers go all stiff and useless when she finally leaves you alone. That really would be a pisser, wouldn't it?

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