Sunday, February 13, 2005

THE NEVER-BLUSHING BRIDE: Of course, while we suspect that the sudden announcement of marriage might be a move prompted by the extensive coverage of Britney's wedding and ongoing attempts to become gravid - it's like the world has been sat outside her toilet saying "did it go blue?" - at least Christina can claim to have some sense of longterm knowledge of the man to whom she will become wed, "music executive" Jordan Bratman. He knew her back when she wore clothes.



The biggest problem facing Christina's friends will be: what snickering nudge-nudge gifts are left for them to provide at the wedding shower?


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