Wednesday, February 23, 2005

PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS BOXES SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHEN CHANGING THEIR PANTS: Oh, for God's sake shut up, Usher:

"It's easy for people who don't know me to criticise me, but there's more to my life than people will ever know."

"If people think my life is totally amazing and perfect, they should take a good look."

"I sort of live in a glass box. Everything happens in front of other people. When I break up with my girlfriend, everybody has to know about it."

"I try to stay positive, but sometimes I've got to smile when I don't feel like smiling."


We've spoken to our people, and they've confirmed that, actually, nobody is forcing Usher to be rich and famous. Quite the contrary, in fact, as there is a Church in Newfoundland which runs a non-stop prayer vigil trying to end Usher's fame. So, if you don't like it Usher, there's a really simple answer. Stop courting it. Happy now?


1 comment:

Steve said...

My prayer:

"Dear Lord, please save us from self-indulgent second albums from pop stars complaining about how difficult it is to be so fu*king rich and famous".

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