No Rock And Roll Fun

A QUICK LOOK AT THE MORNING PAPERS: The Daily Star has really been moving further and further away from any journalism, but even by their standards, this is pretty incredible:



No, try and stop looking down Sarah Platt's cleavage - it's the Jacko piece that's interesting. Funny, yes, but it's hardly cutting edge and it's certainly not reporting. For the record, rather than Mickey-ET-Ronald McDonald, this might have been worth doing:



Interesting to also note the Star predicting the imminent demise of Girls Aloud, something we've been predicting for two years or so - remember, you read it here first. Sort of.

Meanwhile, the Mirror reckons another partnership might be in trouble:



Love stories are all very well, but... there's nothing like a split scare, is there?

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