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THANK GOD FOR THAT: It turns out that - who knew - Michael Jackson's serious illness is a bit of a snuffle; even before he'd been shown to a little curtained-off cubicle even his own people had downgraded his incapacity to a "flu-like syndrome"; like the Pope, he's been waving at fans from the hospital window. He's not the Pope, of course: the Pope is a man well past his prime whose seen his organisation rocked by large American court cases claiming sex abuse, and who wears white as a symbol of his piety, while Michael Jackson is a man who has made a record with Macauly Culkin.

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