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V V GOOD: There's good news for those of you already coming to terms with the slim chances of getting hold of Glasto tickets: the third-best festival in England has a cracking line-up. Scissor Sisters and Franz Ferdiand are headling V, with a vague promise of "an unparalleled main stage joint headline act" yet to be unveiled.

We're a little surprised at Alex Kapranos' statement, though, which reads a little like it was written for him by someone barely literate and very gainfully employed in the V Festival offices:

"We heard about what a great festival V was to play last year and wished we could've been there. We're really excited to be playing the main stage and co-headlining with the Scissor Sisters - we'll be sure to give fans a performance to remember." We love V. We are all belonging to V now. Abandon your puny T-Mobile phones and more-established colas.

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