Thursday, May 23, 2002

TEN:ten reasons why Jay Kay must be stopped:
1. The Hat
2. Actively encouraging the press to call himself "The cat in the hat"
3. Fucking Denise Van Outen
4. Appearing in magazines talking about how much he is in love with Denise Van Outen
5. Fucking over Denise Van Outen
6. "Look at my cars! Aren't they great?"
7. That video of him dancing in a featureless white corridor
8. You're not Stevie Wonder...
9. And you're not even trying to copy his best stuff, either - you sound like a pisspoor remake of the lady in red soundtrack
10. There is nothing more tossery than naming your band after yourself. Unless you're Helen Love.


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