No Rock And Roll Fun

BOWIE AND BING BOUNCED: Up until now David Bowie - who was very good on Conan the other night, we thought; sportingly singing nursery rhymes in a David Bowie style and generally reminding us that he isn't a bank, Banc or wanker - has shared with Bing Crosby the widest age gap between charting collaborators, being 43 years apart. Now, that's a distinction he's lost, as that god awful Williams-Van Outen duet has not only made the charts, but features a pair 45 years, five months and twenty four days adrift. Let's just be thankfull Anna Nicole Smith never made it to a recording studio, shall we?