No Rock And Roll Fun

I COLLECT, I REJECT: As if the shit that ordinary people try to sell on ebay isn't bad enough Cooper Owen are the latest auction house to set aside credibility for a spot of Hard Rock Cafe style glitz, and have assembled a collection of bits of old tat to tempt passers by that includes a tape of Lennon and Ono rambling on about nothing (which sounds like the cassette release of Double Fantasy to us) and a Rolling Stones poster with "facsimile" signatures. I wonder if they'd be interested in giving us a price for a copy of Nowhere, where Fat Tony has forged Mark Gardner's signature on it?