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WHITE STRIPS?: Of course, they're teasing us - this would just be a 'How deep is your love' thing - but The White Stripes (boy/girl/man/wife) are threatening to split because they're "too successful". Which, if your idea of success is a couple of NME singles of the week and a few emails about how you should really wear a bra, is clearly true. However, they're too good to lose, so I suggest we should look the other way until they change their minds.
Dotmusic reports - though how reliable information sourced to muchnews.com is, is debatable...