No Rock And Roll Fun

BLIMEY, LADS, HE'S GOT A SHOOTER: Just when you thought that the twitching, badly beaten corpse of British Cinema could take no more, they announce they're going to make another fucking gangster movie. Hold on, it gets worse. Michael Marsden - once second fiddle to Kevin Webster in the Corrie garage - is in it. So is David Beckham in a cameo. And that, of course, means his missus has got to be on the soundtrack. They're going to use technology to make a "dearly missed" celeb come back to life. And, as if that wasn't enough to make the smell overwhelming, it's going to have Gavin Rossdale from Bush in it.
Several stars prepare to revolve in grave - maybe they just mean they plan to re-animate Beckham?