In the future, everyone will record an album

For example Steve Burns has. Who he? He was the (US) host of Blues Clues - oddly, like the chap who did the UK remake of the format (and Blue himself, if we're honest) there was something weirdly camp about him. Actually, he's a grown man helping a bloody blue dog solve a pathetic problem, what's not to be Dorothy there? Anyway, he's recorded a record. Like Kelly Osbourne. And 'Handy' Andy off Changing Rooms. And that bloke off Due South.

Shouldn't there be something like a test before people are allowed into a recording studio?