No Rock And Roll Fun

ILL-LITERACY: So, Ananova reports that S Club are going to teach English to kids. Interesting... what sort of English? "Come join the party, come on get up off your seat / Doesn't matter who you are we all dance to the same beat / Come put your hands together, shake your little feet. Or, maybe There's a place waiting just for you/ It's a special place where your dreams all come true/ Fly away swim, the ocean sea / Drive that open road, leave the past behind you / Don't stop gotta keep moving / Your hopes have gotta keep building"?. Of course, both Basil Brush and Lenny the Lion - two earlier stuffed creatures from kids TV - eked out a living towards their twilight years doing reading shows for kids...