No, the devil DOES have all the best tunes, so give them back

We're not big fans of Christian Rock - we were frightened by Joan Osbourne when we were children - so we have to endorse the line taken by Dan Lucarini in his snappily titled Why I Left The Contemporary Christian Music Movement, albeit for different reasons.

Dan, it seems, is worried that people who think that God doesn't care what music he gets praised in - apparently, that just isn't the case.

See, playing that there rock music stimulates "worldly thinking" and "self-indulgence among musically gifted people." In other words, them there guitar solos are guaranteeing you a long spell in hell.