The Eurovision Song Contest faces the axe because there isn't enough cash in Latvia to mount the festival. Although how cancelling it will help, we're not sure - as if there's no winner in 2003, surely it'll have to be held in the country of the winner of the last contest - which would be Latvia. Maybe they should just ask Ireland to hold it again. Or just get the Gay People to pass round the hat. I'm sure the pink pound could save the Contest yet.