Give me money, or I go

Popjustice brings to our tired eyes the news that an "Argentinian rock star" (a career right up there with American Soccer Legend, or Member of the Australian Diplomatic Corps) has told his fans if they don't send him a million pounds, he'll up sticks to New York and never come back again. We're not sure if New York has yet made a counter offer, but how absolutely splendid.

After all, people do just give Robbie Williams money because he turns up and asks for it, so why should Argentinians be any less stupid? At least it saves the waste of all that vinyl.