Lame chance for unfunny topical joke seized

So, The Rolling Stones are taking over an entire Montreal hotel, are they? They should try doing it in Hackney instead; they'd get to keep it for ages and the police'd send Keef drugs in.

[Update: Just to put this - like those Giles annuals they had in the barbers - into its context, this was at the time of the Hackney seige]