Over and under

We're not sure that this piece from the Coventry Evening Telegraph isn't meant as some sort of comprehension exercise, including an example of total overstatement (Girls Aloud "established themselves as serious contenders on the music scene") and ludicrous understatement - "The Cheeky Girls who are sure to perform their signature tune, Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)". Sure to? Of course they bloody are - they played nothing else at their recent GAY appearance - a long, long twenty minutes. This is life, indeed.