They'll be going shopping like Jacko

Spending some time with Michael Jackson is turning into a good business decision for Granada, isn't it? Besides being the most-watched documentary since 1999 (no, we don't know what the 1999 one would have been, please email us if you do), the programme is reckoned to have sold some three million quids worth of commercials and has been flogged to ABC for USD4m.

In our review yesterday, we forgot to mention we were quite taken with jacko's way of attracting attention in the shop - "yoo hoo", he trilled, for all the world like Vera Duckworth's bastard love child.