No Rock And Roll Fun

IF MUSIC BE THE RUDE OF LOVE: It's not merely the desperate lack of a subtle touch in the range of shag to Classical Music CDs - though 'shacking up with chopin' does perhaps suck any of the natural sexiness of classical music out and replace it with the sort of fake-sexiness you'd find on a Sky One late night fly on the wall series - but they've got James Galway on them. Who the hell could get it on with James Galway on the stereo?
[Thanks to Martin Wheatley]