No Rock And Roll Fun

NOW THEY TELL US: Glastonbury wait until everyone of their hideously expensive tickets have been sold before announcing that Moby is one of the headliners. That's a cruel trick to play, removing the cash from the people, highlighting the 'No Returns' policy and then saying 'It's Moby's turn.' Mind you, now the festival is affordable only to people with Jeeps and a second house in the Med, having Moby there will actually restore the levels of impotent, ill-considered self-righteousness to those last seen at Pilton when the Travellers were allowed in for nothing.