No Rock And Roll Fun

BARELY TIME TO SELL THEM ON, THEN: After all that bluster about Glastonbury keeping hold of tickets to the very last minute, they seem to have lost interest in the whole idea. Our deepthroat - we'll call him Mr. J - writes to tell us he's just got an email from the ticket agency telling him the tickets are now being sold out. May 21st. With the festival not happening until the end of June, we figure you've not only got time to flog 'em on Ebay, but the purchaser can turn round a sale as well. So, it turns out it was all a load of posturing, then. Ah.