No Rock And Roll Fun

DID WE MENTION HE WAS NUTS?: Michael Jackson spends several months on a public scmooch-round to try and undo the damage the Bashir interview did to the public perception of him; a lot of time, a lot of money on the "Hey, I'm not weird, me" campaign. Then he dresses up as spiderman and bursts into a congressman's office while America is on orange alert - to complain about the lack of fastfood restaurants in the area. And, worst of all, he likes Taco Bell.