No Rock And Roll Fun

BLACK ARMBANDS ON (OVER BLACK SLEEVES, OBVIOUSLY): The world of indie will be ordering a cider and black to drink a toast to Mansun, who've finally noticed nobody's watching ("called it a day after their successful career as indie underdogs"). This leaves only Shed Seven and The Bluetones as the last surviving indie bands in the world. Shed Seven are being taken into captivity as part of a breeding programme.