No Rock And Roll Fun

PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE NAKED: Are we going blind, or does Eve 6's singer look like a dead ringer for Jamie out of Space? Anyway, blah blah on the road hijinks... walking round naked... arrested.... The key bit of the story, mind, is this: "The bucknaked singer/bassist strode up to the hotel's front desk around 11:45 p.m. Monday evening to ask for shaving cream, according to accounts by hotel employees. Only after he turned around to leave did they notice that Collins had taken the name of the 20,000-population town literally." So, they didn't notice a naked man standing in front of them until he showed them his arse? Is it just us, or is that a code for saying 'Max Collins has a tiny cock'?