Friday, June 20, 2003

SPOT THE STRAW, SPOT THE DROWNER: Oakenfold to remix Madonna - "let go of my leg, dammit, you'll drag us both down."
In other news, we read in Metro that Madonna is returning to having blonde hair because she had her greatest success when she was blonde. That'll be it, Maddy, your blue stilton records aren't selling at the moment because you're a bottle brunette; it's got nothing to do with the contents being as inviting as the Jeffrey Archer Parole Party.

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