No Rock And Roll Fun

BAND BECOMES BRAND: We can understand J-Lo making mimsy-wimsy perfumes and even Slim Shady setting up as the Mike Baldwin of rap. But, apparently, Blur have launched a 'clothing range' (nb: this isn't just band tshirts). We hope they don't make trousers, because if they took after the band, the bit that holds them together would fall out and disappear, leaving you with just the arses.