No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S LIKE JANE AUSTEN MEETS THE CITY PAGES: Oh, how coy and sweet the moves of young EMAP. Hearing the news of a new suitor in town, when changes to the rules will bring the American Mr. Clear Channel a-courting amongst England's roses, Emap giggled and fanned herself a little. "Why, we have no intention of pursuing an assignation with Mr. Channel, should he wish to press his suit upon us - why, we would be forced to consider his offers. For to do otherwise would be a dereliction of our duty as a young, vibrant public company."