No Rock And Roll Fun

LIVING WILL: We'd like to make it clear that if No Rock falls underneath a tourbus, we would have no objection to a scantily-clad Beyonce jiggling her ass on our grave, and we suspect Ulysses S Grant wouldn't have minded much. Indeed, since Grant was considered by many to have been a drunk and fond of a spot of cash-for-shaggage, we'd be tempted to suggest the old man would have been a bit chuffed. "You're a long time dead, after all" he said, according to the official No Rock medium.