WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? (BESIDES THE RISK OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE EAST-WEST CROSSFIRE?): Yes, we see Ms Dynamite Pepsi is in the UK shops now - is it just us, or has she gone so cold the cans look chillier than Tizer Ice? - but even more excitingly, the US has Russell Simmon's Def Con 3, the hip hop/pop crossover. Okay, it's not that exciting, but it's better than Jane Asher cakes, surely?