No Rock And Roll Fun

HAS ANYONE HERE HEARD KELLY?: Virgin launch evening-session-alike hosted by the godawfully named DJ Kelly. Virgin admit she's a bit of a newcomer to radio - which isn't a bad thing - but according to her current employers, she's mainly, ahem, the travel girl. The plan is for the station to show that they're not all about Genesis and Yes, says a spokesperson, by, um, wedging anything halfway new into a slot when everyone's watching TV. That'll do it, then. Maybe they could change the image of their station in some more active ways, such as not playing Avril Lavigne's three hits and You Oughtta Know every fucking day. We'll wish Kelly luck, mind, since doing travel doesn't always mean that you've not got a clue.