No Rock And Roll Fun

HIDING BEHIND GRANDAD: The Canadians are apparently unimpressed with the official Sexiest Man In the World, pelting Justin Timberlake with rubbish when he played the Toronto 'we're not poisonous' Sars date. Awfully, he had to be coaxed back on stage during the Rolling Stones set when Keith insisted the audience show him some respect.

The sad thing is, although Justin seems lovely, and isn't altogether ugly, his music does lack something special. Or, indeed, anything special at all, really. He needs some songs.