No Rock And Roll Fun

CARLY SIMON VERSUS THE LANDLORDS: We will, instinctively, side with Satan over a landlord anyday, and so we're cheering for Carly Simon in her fight with the owners of the Dakota Complex - but even so, we're puzzled as to why she felt the one-bedroom apartment needed two bathrooms. We're assuming that she means toilets rather than baths, which makes us concerned - is there a problem here, Carly? Should we expect a public leak?