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LOUISE WOMB UPDATE: We're not sure we really need to know about how Louise's womb is a bit wonky in quite so much detail, although when we saw the headline saying 'Louise can't get pregnant' we thought it was going to turn out that Jamie Rdknapp has been missing the open goal. Or something of that nature. Lousie said "we've tried everything - me sitting on the toilet seat after he's used it; swimming together without costumes on; even touching our underpants together. It just isn't happening."