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NICKS NIXES CHICKS PECKS: Stevie Nicks is incredibly jealous of Madonna ("has lashed out at Madonna over the Britney Spears snogging"). Nicks thinks that its wrong for someone of Madonna's age to be kissing a twenty-two year old - god alone knows what she'd make of Martin Platt and Katy, then - and says the kiss was the most obnoxious thing on television that she has ever seen - presumably she hasn't shelled out for Fox News Channel, yet.

She continues to fume: ""I personally have never been to a strip club, but I turn on MTV and see in every single video what it must be like to be at a strip club. I think the mystery is gone, and if you have no mystery, then you aren't even sexy. Real sexuality and sensuality is in the music, and all these girls, vis-a-vis, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and on and on, should go back to writing songs and start over because it won't last and they won't last. "

As rocktober points out, Nicks hasn't actually spent her entire career fully dressed, either.

The best bit about the report, though, is the claim "Nicks revealed Madonna asked Jennifer Lopez to be in the smoochy routine, but J.Lo told Madge to kiss something else." We love the way this implies that J-Lo rang up Stevie Nicks to fume "You wouldn't believe what they wanted me to do for MTV..." rather than the more mundane truth of what she was revealing - i.e. that she read it in the newspaper like everyone else. Someone should give her a show called "Stevie Nicks Reveals..." where she can share similar secrets with us - 'I can reveal that President Bush was given a cool reception at the UN...' We'd tune in. Providing she was wearing a shirt over a sturdy bra.