No Rock And Roll Fun

"POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR A MUSIC LOVER": The thing we really love about the whole Jennifer Ellison house being shot at story is that they didn't even notice until they found the bullet holes in the door. The reason they didn't know, apparently, was because Jennifer was away "promoting her new single" - which is disturbing, because not only does that imply she's going to carry on making records, but now she's going to think that it's saved her life. Oh, dammit.

Equally dim but at the other end of the gun is Sisqo, arrested during the week over some gun action. He was pulled in after shooting from his house at a passing car, which suggests that he's just not got the hang of this whole drive-by shooting deal, doesn't it?