No Rock And Roll Fun

WELL... MAYBE IT WAS A TURKEY BASTER...: As if it wasn't hard enough trying to promote a band whose sole note of interest ("they're... like, lesbians...") isn't that compelling to begin with and has largely been written off as a pisspoor scam by all but the crustiest sock-wankers, trying to keep up the pretence with one of the pregnant is going to take the sort of effort that only an EastEnders scriptwriter would attempt to pull off.