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BONO NO-NO KO'ED The FCC has let Bono off with a chiding for foul language on live American TV. The self-important Irishman's language was deemed to be "crude and offensive, but, in the context presented here, did not describe sexual or excretory organs or activities." Which seems to suggest that you can safely call Bono a fucking cunt on US TV, but you can't offer to fuck him up the shitter. We hope that's cleared that one up.