No Rock And Roll Fun

FALLING RATINGS LEAD TO INTRODUCTION OF NEW CAST MEMBERS: We wouldn't normally bother with The Osbournes have rats story, except for the wonderful, measured response the multi-millionaire family had when discovering the rodent on their property. They sent jack out with a paintball gun. Eh? It's a disease carrying animal, not a member of middle management in need of some team building before pitching for the Frisco Burger account.

Course, it all proves how far ozzy has lost his edge. In the old days he'd have been out there, chewing the head within five minutes.