No Rock And Roll Fun

HEADLINES THAT DON'T STAND UP: World awaits Mariah's life story - although, to be honest, we'd be kind of interested if they weren't going to get a ghostwriter in. If they let Mariah write it in her special own words, I do think I'd buy a copy.

Of course, she hasn't even sold the thing to a publisher yet - and the mere fact they're trying to go public with the negotiations suggests there aren't many people in the publishing world that keen for another volume of Geri Halliwell-style memoir-lite.