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JEAN'S NOT HAPPENING: Curiously, although Wyclef Jean had been in America for at least 36 hours before he came down with food poisoning, his people are putting it down to "something he ate in Europe." Well, you know us with our single currencies and dirty kitchens. Mind you, handy new excuse for Kelly Osbourne to add to her list of reasons for not coming back to the UK.