No Rock And Roll Fun

MONKEY BUSINESS: The People at PETA are worried by the new Robbie Williams video, which features a chimp. They don't think it's fair that a creature which is, to all intents and purposes, almost a human being should be forced to go through degrading acts - even though its what he's been trained to do, and he appears to be enjoying it, clearly it's all just an attempt to win love and rewards by pleasing people by repeating mind-numbing actions he oviously doesn't understand. And they're also worried about the chimp too.

We'd just like to thank Western Union for helping us telegraph that puncline in so early on in proceedings.