WHO'S BIG AND CLEVER NOW?: Chris Martin out of Coldplay is asking for the malicious damage charge against him to be dropped on the grounds that he's famous. Somehow, Chris seems a little bit worried at the prospect of a five year prison sentence in an Australian jail - he remembers what happened to Pixie - and so he's hoping the police will reconsider. This all over when he alledgedly had a little paddy and smashed in a photographer's window with a rock. We tend to agree that five years seems a lot for such an act, but on the other hand, if it puts back the recording schedule for the next album to 2009, we're happy to see justice get done.