Thursday, October 16, 2003

NAKED LADIES: Daniel Bedingfield returned home to find a "naked stalker" in his bath, apparently. Daniel, she may follow you around, call you all the time and shower you with gifts, but that still doesn't make your mother a stalker, you know.

Inevitably, in the report of his meeting with the naked lady, there is the line 'A close friend of the 23-year-old told us: "He didn't know where to look."' Although he pulled himself together quite quickly so he does now know what a woman's bits look like, ensuring a lot of giggling the next time he, Will and Gareth are on the same CD:UK.

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