No Rock And Roll Fun

NOW... IT'S GOOGLELEAK: We sort-of-suspect that this story which came from our Google News Alert may well have been a bit jumping the gun - the actual story had been deleted when we went to see, which adds to the feeling that they were trying to keep the wraps on this:

ADVANCE/ ``Is It Chicken or is It Tuna?'' Pop Star Jessica ... Business Wire (press release) Simpson May Sing Famous Jingle: "Ask Any Mermaid You Happen to Sea ...
What's the Best Tuna? Chicken of the Sea". Please Do Not Release ...

Of course, on the other hand it could just be Jessica Simpson realised that as well as advertising America's favourite tuna, it would also be advertising the end of her life as a serious artist.