ROBERT SMITH WILL BE TURNING IN HIS GRAVE. WE KNOW HE'S NOT DEAD, BUT HE'S A GOTH, SO HE PROBABLY SLEEPS IN ONE: BBC Four's jazz-take trailer using Friday I'm In Love [RealPlayer] is available online at the moment. Be warned, it features jazz's Jamie Oliver, Jamie Cullum. Cullum clearly has desires to break down the barriers between jazz and rock, and open jazz to a new audience, and he's certainly worked with us. Since his commercials started appearing on television every five minutes, he's become the first jazz musician we've ever added to our list of 'pop people who will be made to pay for their crimes when we become president.' If it ever gets made, we bet he has a cameo in the Girls Aloud movie.