No Rock And Roll Fun

SO, BACK ON INNVERVISION BY 2007, THEN: After all that huffing and puffing and court casing and claims of 'professional slavery', George Michael has slunk back to Sony with his tail between his legs. Or something between his legs, anyway. We wonder if he kept those oh-so-amusing parodic 'FONY' headphones he featured in his first post-Sony video - he could put them on his ears if the Sony staff say anything like "they always slink back in the end", "welcome home, slave boy" and "I'm sorry, this sandwich has cheese in and you know I'm lactose intolerant."