No Rock And Roll Fun

SORTING THROUGH THE EMAIL: Thanks to Alan, for his observation on the All Knowing NME Brain:

I'm getting obsessed with the All-Knowing NME Brain. The first CD single was Dire Straits, apparently. But when they were first made, Smash Hits said that the inaugural singles were Ruby Turner (x3), Dire Straits (x4) and John Martyn (x4!) all on the same day. Small point, but it ain't All-Knowing.

And also, we should at this point look scoldingly at P. for his suggestion that the Robbie Williams collage will look like the Myra Hindley face made up from children's handprints. You'll have that Morrissey on you, you know.